Janet Hood, Consultant and Accredited Specialist in Liquor Licensing, recently received a mention in the Scottish media.

Janet, in seeking a late opening application for a kebab shop in Dundee, stated that food with a high carbohydrate and fat content caused drunk people to fall asleep.

Janet argued that, as a result, they are less likely to then abuse their partners or inadvertently cause fires by starting to cook and falling asleep.

Janet said “Medical evidence strongly suggests that eating after drinking helps induce sleep which could help lower alcohol-related domestic violence.”

Janet’s innovative argument was successful and the takeaway’s late opening was approved.

Is this what you call thinking out of the (kebab) box!